you are... about to fill out an application... to be my boyfriend! check all that apply. answer honestly, and you will be rewarded.
are you my perfect boyfriend?
5’ 11”+
doesn’t have to care about the gym but can’t be fat or twiggy
blondes are okay but not preferred
must have a minecraft java account
must be smarter than me (143 IQ+)
won’t do drugs but maybe
no cigarettes
no mustaches
no long hair
can not be obsessed with super heroes/star wars/ batman
preferably has a good haircut and dresses nice (no daily gym shorts and sweatpants)
she can be the only one to initiate sex
has dreams and aspirations
will do anything to make 100k+ so we can be a 200k+ income household and send our two kids to expensive collages
not religious
have you ever posted a picture of yourself shirtless online? because i don't want that. probably
not a dog person
does not have retarded tattoos of bats or knives or scarface
won’t be offended when i come out as a lesbian
has not seen me perform at a house show
white
