you are... about to fill out an application... to be my boyfriend! check all that apply. answer honestly, and you will be rewarded.
are you my perfect boyfriend?
5’ 11”
doesn’t have to care about the gym but can’t be fat or twiggy
blondes are okay but not preferred
must have a minecraft java account
must be smarter than me (143 IQ+)
won’t do drugs but maybe
no cigarettes
no mustaches
no long hair
can not be obsessed with super heroes/star wars/ batman
preferably has a good haircut and dresses nice (no daily gym shorts and sweatpants)
she can be the only one to initiate sex
has dreams and aspirations
will do anything to make 100k+ so we can be a 200k+ income household and send our two kids to expensive collages
not religious
have you ever posted a picture of yourself shirtless online? because i don't want that. probably
not a dog person
does not have retarded tattoos of bats or knives or scarface
won’t be offended when i come out as a lesbian
has not seen me perform at a house show
white
